✦ Welcome to the middle of nowhere ✦

Strange things grow here. & they might be your fit.

Welcome to the middle of nowhere — a forest no one has mapped.
Deep in its roots, six creatures live their lives loudly.
One of them made shirts about it.

A'mos — Guardian of the Forest
Descend
Strange Things Grow Here Playful. Strange. Unapologetic Forget the Rules. Wear What You Want The Forest is Watching Five Creatures. One Very Weird Family Not for Everyone. Definitely for You Strange Things Grow Here Playful. Strange. Unapologetic Forget the Rules. Wear What You Want The Forest is Watching Five Creatures. One Very Weird Family Not for Everyone. Definitely for You

✦ Lore Drop

Welcome to the Forest No One Mapped

Somewhere between a fever dream and a Tuesday morning, there exists a forest. It doesn't have a name on any map — mostly because maps are for people lost. At least the forest and its denizens believe that.

Six creatures live there. They didn't choose each other. They just woke up one day and everyone else was already there. Now they're family. Regrettably.

"We watch things grow.
We exist loudly."
— Moss, probably
Meet the Creatures
the forest
awaits

Six Creatures. One Very Weird Family.

They didn't choose each other. The forest did. Nobody asked.

🧵

The Weaver of the Woods (Eave)

Takes All The Credit

Excellent at showing up after the hard part is done. A true artist — if art is mostly just timing and a very confident entrance.

🔥

The Firetail (Ire)

Perpetually On Fire. Emotionally Too.

Has strong feelings about everything. Expresses all of them. Immediately. Has never once been told to calm down and actually calmed down.

🐸

Crusted Toad (Mr. Rusty)

Old. Crusty. Surprisingly Intelligent.

Has a basic, logical, intellectual grasp on most things — which surprises everyone every single time. Has seen things. Will bring them up at the worst moment. Will deny it.

Old Lady Weed

Duckweed Tortoise (Old Lady Weed)

Slow. Deliberate. Unbothered.

Moves at her own pace. Arrives when she arrives. Has never once been early and has never once apologised for it. Respect.

😈

The Grin Imp (Pimp)

Always Smiling. That's the Problem.

Nobody knows why he's grinning. He's always grinning. The others have stopped asking. Some things are better left as mysteries.

✦ Their story begins in Episode 1 ✦

Coming Soon

Wear the Weird

Limited. Strange. Probably sold out by the time you read this.

👁️

"I'm Fine" Tee

For when you're clearly not fine but committed to the bit.

₹ — soon
🌿

Unbothered. Moisturised. Tee

Living your best life. Loudly. With no notes.

₹ — soon
🍄

Not Your Vibe Tee

A polite way of saying absolutely nothing politely.

₹ — soon

purpleshrooms is for the ones
who don't fit the shelf.
We make things that feel like you —
unlike everyone else.

Born in a forest that doesn't exist, sold to people who definitely do. Playful. Strange. Unapologetic. If you like it — wear it. No one's asking for permission anyway.

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